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Nasib Labu & LabI

Characters:

Haji Bakhil

Labu

Labi

Cikgu Sudar

Cikgu Maun

Hj. Bakhil: Oh Miss Murni, Ive been a bachelor for a very long time. Hmm, if you

become my wife. Ill give you all of my money. Youre so cute just like my former wife.

As Hj. Bakhil is busy playing with his fantasy, two man comes approaching his house.

Suddenly...

Cikgu Sudar & Cikgu Maun: Hello, anybodys home?

Hj. Bakhil: Who is there? How dare you come disturbing at this happy hour.

Labu, Labi, go see who is there. Wait, Labu stays here and Labi go.

Labi: How are you sir? Have you been eaten?

Cikgu Sudar: I am well, thank you.

Labi: Labu, these two people said they have eaten.

Labu: Sir, two people are down there and they have eaten.

Hj. Bakhil: I dont want to know about that, fool. What do they want?

Labu: Labi, what do they want, fool?

Labi: What do you want, sir?

Cikgu Sudar: We come to collect for a charity.

Labi: Eyy Labu, they come to collect for a charity.

Labu: Sir, they come to collect for a charity.

Hj Bakhil: Ahh,,, what charity is it?

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Labu: Labi, what charity is it?

Labi: The charity is for what, sir?

Cikgu Maun: Charity for the orphanage, my friend.

Labi: Orphanage?

Cikgu Maun: It is for the children who have lost their parents.

Labi: Oh, Im sorry, I havent finish my school. Labu, the charity is for the children

who have lost their parents.

Labu: Sobs sobs, it is for the children who have no parents, sir.

Hj. Bakhil: Why are you crying, fool? Go and ask whether they are men or women.

Labu: Labi, are they men or women?

Labi: Sorry sir, may I know, are you men or women?

Cikgu Sudar: Is he crazy? (whispering to Cikgu Maun)

Cikgu: Of course we are men.

Labi: Sorry, i didnt finish my school. Labu, they are men.

Labu: Sir, they are both men.

Hj.Bakhil: Tell them that I have fever.

Labu: Labi, our boss have fever.

Labi: Huh? I just saw him dance happily this morning. Are you sure, Labu?

Labu: (Whispering) No, he wants us to lie about it.

Labi. Ohh, I get it. Sir, actually or boss alright but wants us to say he is sick.

Labu: Sir, Labi already revealed our secret.

Hj. Bakhil: Stupid Labi, just like want to kick him with my precious leg. Get me my

blanket, songkokand spectacles. Ask them to come in if they dont believe.

Labu: Labi, ask the man to come in and see for themselves.

Labi: Please come in, sir. His room is at the end.

Cikgu Sudar & Cikgu Maun: Good morning, sir.

Hj. Bakhil: (Weakly answering) Good mornig. Come in and have a seat.

Labu: Do you want chair, sir?

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Cikgu Maun: oh, never mind.

Hj.Bakhil: I heard that you come to collect fund for the orphans, is it right?

Cikgu Sadur: Yes it is, sir. May I know your name, sir?

Hj. Bakhil: My name is Haji Bakhil.

Cikgu Maun: How come you can became really sick like this?

Haji Bakhil: I inherit this disease from my late grandfather. This disease is very

dangerous and it is called Biebers fever.

Cikgu Sudar: Wow, pity you, sir.

Hj. Bakhil: So, why dont you collect fund for me instead for the children because they

are not suitable to keep lots of money yet. Im more orphans than the orphansbecause both of my parents already died and also my beloved wife.

Cikgu Maun: Im sorry sir, but you are an adult and have lots of money.

Hj. Bakhil: oh like that, Labu, go and get my money from my wallet.

Labu: roger that. It only contains 1 dollar, sir.

Hj. Bakhil: 1 dollar? good. Give it to them.

Cikgu Sudar & Cikgu Maun: You are so nice, sir.